William strikes again..

Ring ring ring..

Me:
Hello, Mabel speaking.

William: (Mumbles)
I can't hear you, I'll call back!

Me: (Who are you?? wtf????)
Erm, I am not in the office.

William: (More mumbling)
Oh. What's the price for the shell scheme? I can't find it!

Me: (Trying to be nice)
It's XXX . You can't find it because it's not stated on the form.

William: (Panics and mumbles)
How much? I can't find it. Where is it stated!

Me: (Still quite nice)
I said it's not in the form. I got the figures off a person!

William: (Unbelievably dense and deaf)
Where where??? *Flips pages*

Me: (Lost it, COMPLETELY)
I SAID IT IS NOT STATED IN THE FORM! AND I AM ON LEAVE TODAY!